damn funny
One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other "Did you come on the bus" The other lady replyed "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack" ---------------------------------------------- An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says. One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?." "I know these things," replied the Indian. They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks." "How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again. "I know these things." After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo cum." "How'd you know that!?" "Ear wet." --------------------------------------------------- One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other "Did you come on the bus" The other lady replyed "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack" ---------------------------------------------- An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says. One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?." "I know these things," replied the Indian. They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks." "How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again. "I know these things." After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo cum." "How'd you know that!?" "Ear wet." --------------------------------------------------- One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."