another one
A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the Director. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor,you##@!!*#! My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!" "Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same", retorted Spielberg. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director,sending him flat onto the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the director. "That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied. "You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the director. "Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg,Spielberg,...you are all the same!"
A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the Director. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor,you##@!!*#! My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!" "Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same", retorted Spielberg. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director,sending him flat onto the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the director. "That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied. "You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the director. "Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg,Spielberg,...you are all the same!"